Pop Quiz Winner!

So, my pop quiz finally has a winner.  The author of the quotes in question?  The Judges Say: Nick Salter.  In a shocking last-minute twist, the winner of the pop quiz and the only person to guess correctly that all of those quotes came from Nick Salter was... (drum roll)..... Nick Salter.  I guess the quiz was kind of weighted in his favor.  I will attempt a more balanced quiz next time.  Playing favorites notwithstanding, Nick did win fair and square so look for a Nick-chosen blog topic here soon!

Pop Quiz

So, since I can't think of anything to write about today, I thought I'd let someone else do the talking for me.  If you can guess the author of the below quotes, you can win the right to choose my next blog topic (within reason, of course).

You can’t see it right now, but I’m doing air quotes around “fall down”.

That cat looks totally unqualified!

I have no comment on the purity of Anne Hathaway's heart.

I think that if history has taught us *anything* it's that cats can be detectives.

Black gay latchkey kids can say whatever they want.

And then as I was walking back to my desk, I ran headfirst into a wall.

I’m barely literate, let’s be honest.

GOOD LUCK and may the best guesser win!